I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like, 'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

To change yourself you have to move from where you are and take a step, then you have to be willing to keep doing it

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

No breeder is above catering to intelligent praise of his dog.

Most of the time you will fail, but you will also occasionally succeed. Those occasional successes make all the hard work and sacrifice worthwhile.

It never was my thinking that made the big money for me. It was always my sitting. Got that? My sitting tight!

I know I just need to be me.

The supreme power cannot take from any man any part of his property, without his consent in person, or by representation.

We can be certain that cities around the world will compete for the jobs that the next revival of the financial services industry will bring.

President Lincoln chose to fight a bloody and unpopular war because he believed the enemy had to be defeated. He was right.

God's silences are His answers. If we only take as answers those that are visible to our senses, we are in a very elementary condition of grace.