I have the backbone of an eel.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

I get into beatific cornucopia when I delve into books, coffee, and wanderings!

True creativity is inherently destructive, and truly creative individuals always, without exception, seek to destroy the mediums they work within.

Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger.

It's important to make a distinction between becoming more precise and becoming better.

I find myself hoping a total end of all the unhappy divisions of mankind by party-spirit, which at best is but the madness of many for the gain of a few.

It's impossible to stall a Lizzie.

I love hitting aces. It's not easy, but it makes your life a lot easier.

I was looking for a father, he was gone. I hung around with the thugs, and even though they sold drugs, they showed a young brother love.

A man is known by the company he owns.

America has the best politicians money can buy.