I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Enthusiasm is essential to the successful attainment of any high endeavor.

Make no mistake: The organization of the working class must be both economic and political. The capitalist is organized upon both lines. You must attack him on both.

I said it three times actually.

My talents fall within definite limitations. I am not as versatile an actress as some think.

I'm not putting pressure on myself, all I know is I want to do music.

Prosperity and security are ours in heaven. We will live in peace and safety.

We're just not ready for the retirement of the Baby Boomers. And we'd better prepare for that.

You don't always need the absolute latest gear. Find your piece(s) of equipment and let time evolve your ideas with that setup.

I just wanted to say things that women wanted to say, but were afraid to.

The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.