I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

Horror is the removal of masks.

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.

So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.

I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.

Are you all right?''How do I look?''Um… You have raven hair, brown eyes and bronzed skin if you didn’t know, and you’re… human.

If the afternoon had been blue, there might have been less desire.

Statisticians tell us that people underestimate the sheer number of coincidences that are bound to happen in a world governed by chance.

New York is like that perfect lover that just won't commit but he's so good that you hang around anyway, NYC is dreamy!

Anybody that's a Dolphins fan feels they're headed in the right direction.

Courageous, unconcerned, scornful, coercive - so wisdom wisheth us; she is a woman, and ever loveth only a warrior.

I mean that what makes me a professional, but the market itself has been fabulous during this whole period and I've got to give the market credit before I give myself credit.

There are some people who are very powerful who I will never name, because I want to be able to work in this town.

Language from songs and TV shows feel integral because it helps to create the environment and describe the full picture.

Nations, like individuals, are punished for their transgressions.