I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

If you're wearing a pair of shoes that's a little flashy, then it's important not to be flashy up top and vice versa.

Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change.

Television is a service, but it's also a business.

Mr. [Donald] Trump has every right to say that didn't happen.

Television can be a very fickle place

The Fox News anchors are lovely. They have an incredible combination of brains and beauty. And I think that's one of the reasons people love watching them and listening to them.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

Reagan Republicans do not criticize the other Republicans.

I think you can look at a woman's legs while she delivers the news and still take her seriously.

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No matter what we predict for our futures, we're always wrong anyway. The only sensible thing to do is to live this life as it is right now. Leave what happens after you die till after you die.

Continue to study and learn new skills.

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.

The footage that you're about to watch of China's dog-leather trade is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

One of the first bands to break out of Seattle was Heart.

My aim is: to teach you to pass from a piece of disguised nonsense to something that is patent nonsense.

Like a kaleidoscope which is every now and then given a turn, society arranges successively in different orders elements which one would have supposed immutable, and composes a new pattern.

What I cannot create, I do not understand.

Between the banks of pain and pleasure the river of life flows. It is only when the mind refuses to flow with life, and gets stuck at the banks, that it becomes a problem.