I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

In order to be successful, Teenagers need to be practical as challenges they are faceing in modern life are numerous and complex.

There can be no centrein infinity.

The glaring injustice is there for all who are not blinded by prejudice to see.

I still believe that something is right only when it feels right.

The recognition of the coming and going of things is a first step in training and practice.

A weak mind sinks under prosperity, as well as under adversity.

Debt is not just a money thing. It's about owing and being owed. Money is just one thing you can exchange. You can exchange good deeds, you can exchange revenge, you can exchange murders.

I was raised to believe that excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism. And that's how I operate my life.

And I started to cry again, realizing that it must be changing him, too, this man who was kind enough to be a soul but strong as only a human could be.

Let's find visual excitement in what nature has to offer.