I have the perfect face for radio.

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.

when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes.

a woman is not really dressed unless she is wearing a hat.

There are some composers - at the head of whom stands Beethoven - who not only do not know when to stop but appear to stop many times before they actually do.

Just because you refuse to acknowledge something, refuse to look at it or think about it, doesn’t mean it’s not there, that it doesn’t affect you and the choices you make in your life.

Stripping her of her name had been almost as satisfying as removing her dress.

Father, you died once, salted down at fifty-nine, packed down like a big snow angel, wasn't that enough?

I want you to come watch my game, not the uniforms.

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

If you don't know what you want to do, it's harder to do it.

I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

There are two things in the painter, the eye and the mind; each of them should aid the other.

Off stage it's cool-out time. You can't funk and roll ALL the time.

The person I enjoy working for more than anyone else is George Lucas. He's the best boss I ever had because he's the most talented boss I ever had.