I have this dream that secretly all teenage girls feel exactly like me. And maybe one day, when we all realize that we all feel the same, we can all stop pretending to be something we're not.

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

Sometimes you have to face up to your fears to realize that they aren't actually real.

For every sad thing you think of, you should think of three happy things to chase it away.

I've decided that I'm not going to try to squeeze myself into a friendship that hurts me anymore. I'm going to let her go and just be friends with people who make me feel good about myself.

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back.

Every time you post something online you have a choice. You can either make it something that adds to the happiness levels in the world-or you can make it something that takes away.

But then I wondered if sometimes our friendships are a bit like clothes and when they start feeling uncomfortable it's not because we've done anything wrong. It just means that we've outgrown them.

I've decided that I'm not going to try to squeeze myself into a friendship that hurts me any more. I'm going to let her go and just be friends with people who make me feel good about my self.

It's never too early to give your best friend some moral support

No. I just like dabbing girls' faces with napkins. It's a fetish of mine. Don't worry - my shrink says it's harmless.

Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world.Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll make us jobless for good.

John Keats / John Keats / John / Please put your scarf on.

Truly it is the hardest of all trials to see souls so dear in pains we cannot remedy.

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

[Rejection] made me quit writing once. For six months. I started up again when my then seven-year-old son asked me to start writing again because I was too grumpy when I wasn't writing.

He was a graduate of West Point, which is military academy that turns young men into homicidal maniacs for use in war.

As he mused about these things, he realized that he had to choose between thinking of himself as the poor victim of a thief and as an adventurer in quest of his treasure.

...I can write my own stories and I can write myself in.

I may have been fierce, but never low or underhand.