I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

Never wear pride as the jersey of your dreams. You will miss the goal and lose your dreams if you put on pride!

There is absolutely nothing inferior about you, because we were all created by the same God in His own image.

Writing good editorials is chiefly telling the people what they think not what you think.

Are there any good guys on 'Prison Break?' I suppose there might be. I can't honestly say whether I'm a good guy or a bad guy or I'm a good guy in wolf's clothing or sheep's clothing.

My dream role would be anything where I get to tap-dance.

Just because people think politically different to you doesn't mean they're inhuman.

The entertainment industry is encouraging young people to defy and deceive their parents.

People who disagree on important issues don't agree on the facts.

A very sensitive person in this stupid world is bound to become mad.... Only meditation can save him from becoming mad.

Land of Heart's Desire Where beauty has no ebb, decay no flood, But joy is wisdom, time an endless song.