I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

Lord keep us from all evil so that our lives will be free of pain.

All the great novels are about obsession and people who are obsessed.

Memory of the knife will be gone when the flesh is gone.

That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud

As the old Ranger adage went "If a person doesn't expect to see someone, odds are he won't.

Wilds whisper, yet I long for their roar.

It is important to me to instill in [kids] a sense of compassion and respect for others.

One essential to success is that your desire be an all-obsessing one, your thoughts and aim be coordinated, and your energy be concentrated and applied without letup.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.