I have to be very careful about how I do any stuff on sadness 'cause the crowd gets really sad and concerned for me.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

Real friendship or love is not manufactured or achieved by an act of will or intention. Friendship is always an act of recognition.

Let go of temporary pleasures for a permanent joy.

English. That was where I met him.

Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others.

I always like seeing people transforming themselves, in whatever way that might be, and a different accent is part of that.

A good philosopher is one who does not take ideas seriously.

For me, a picture should be like sparks. It must dazzle like the beauty of a woman or a poem. It must have radiance; it must be like those stones which Pyrenean shepherds use to light their pipes.

A jury could very well conclude that this is a case of buyer's remorse.

The high courage of a single man is an army all by itself!

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.