I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

All spirits are enslaved which serve things evil.

Hard work is greater than lazy talent.

America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

Your success is determined by how much you can really learn from your failures.

I think that once you go through childbirth, you can do anything. It's like Wow! I can conquer the world now!

I don't have time for lie-on-the-beach vacations. I'm a zoo person. There's one in New Jersey where animals actually come up to your car. I love the monkeys - I used to give them bubblegum to chew.

The problem with books, now that I've written one, is that the idea of adaptation is so much easier than sitting down to write something new.

When desperate ills demand a speedy cure, Distrust is cowardice, and prudence folly.

Walking gets too boring, when you learn how to fly.