I have to do two things at once or I get tired.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Crystals amplify the consciousness.

If ever I was running, it was towards you.

There may be significant things to learn about people by looking at what annoys them most.

I may not have a practical mind, but it's very fixated on concrete things. I like detail.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

The writers against religion, whilst they oppose every system, are wisely careful never to set up any of their own.

Right. I'd forgotten about her.' He shook his head. 'That keeps happening.

That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit.

You have a hundred senators, but for anything to happen you need 60, which makes it really hard for anything to happen.

Notice, for example, that people who talk about "the joys of childhood" are always adults. Only an adult, utterly remote from the reality of childhood, could suppose it is time of joys.

Science is the storytelling of our time.