I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.

Anything can happen with a razor.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

This, he knew, was courage, the truest, ultimate courage, because there was no one here to sympathize or praise him for it. What he felt was felt without the hope of commendation.

While you are busy pleasing the crowd, who is attending to the positive demands of your inner-self?

The strongest intimidation, by the way, is the invention of a hereafter with a hell everlasting.

To be honest, I look at my Pinball program and feel that it is old stuff. I could do much better.

Greek pederasty honored the erotic magnetism of male adolescence in a way that today brings police to the door. Children are more conscious and perverse than parents like to think.

Single by choice, just not my choice.

What Lily craved was the darkness made by enfolding arms, the silence which is not solitude, but compassion holding its breath.

Finally all that is trustworthy is this immeasurable silent awareness that is the truth of who you are, that is love.

Life doesn't come with an instruction manual for success, so Darren Hardy has written one for you. The Compound Effect shows you how small, smart choices add up to transform your life.

There is a certain flimsiness of poetry which seems expedient in a song.