I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

loneliness gives you opportunity to look the beauty of out of window

She felt hot liquid anger suddenly cool and harden into something powerful and immovable.

All aspects of honor derive from honesty. A liar cannot truly be honorable, for where is the honor in deception?

Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.

A Scotch mist may wet an Englishman to the skin.

Wealth inequality has increased.

If I could rest anywhere, it would be in Arkansas, where the men are of the real half-horse, half-alligator breed such as grows nowhere else on the face of the universal earth.

I can't hear what Jeremy says because my ears are blocked with my two Stanley Cup Rings.

You've only got a short shelf-life as an actor, and I want to make the most of it while I can.

Cruelty and intolerance to those who do not belong to it are natural to every religion.