I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

The shadows of the room pool in the lines of our faces, draining our eyes of hue. "There's nothing left worth saying.

Ecosystem thinking is systematic thinking about ecosystem and environment.

After all the highways, and the trains, and the appointments, and the years, you end up worth more dead than alive.

I have seldom known a person who deserted the truth in trifles and then could be trusted in matters of importance.

In fact, the ultimate speculation we can make about the nature of Divinity is that Divinity is NO-THING which we can know. In Hebrew, the word for no-thing (nothing) is AIN.

I'll know how to die with courage; that is easier than living.

With a chuckle, Jack mumbled under his breath to Nick. 'It's like watching the preppy, well-bred versions of you and me trash-talking.

Our presuppositions shape our perspective, our perspective shapes our priorities, and our priorities shape our practice.

I used to think that all my Wings stuff was second-rate stuff, but I began to meet younger kids, not kids from my Beatle generation, who would say, We really love this song.

The price of doing the same old thing is far higher than the price of change.