I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas." "You haven't heard all our ideas." Luke & Bhindi Drayson

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

To admit what you see endangers principles.

Don't rush your legs to feed your greed. They will rush to judge you as the greedy one.

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

My soul bleeds and the blood steadily, silently, disturbingly slowly, swallows me whole.

I know it’s stupid to not own a gun yet have so many triggers, but in some other world gigantic seashells hold humans to their ears and listen to the echo of machines.

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger.

Effectiveness is best measured by results over time.

I just want to thank everyone for their support. Sometimes friends need the help of their friends to get by.

He who doesn't get rid of the I won't be able to avoid suffering the same way that someone who doesn't get apart from fire can't avoid being burn.