I have to smile. He's such a dork. But I'm starting to realize the one good thing that's happened: he's my dork.

Power has always corrupted, my dear. Even the promise of power. It is a hard thing to look at through the fence for hundreds of years without wondering what it would be like on the other side.

Friends help each other when they are...you know...going up international hit men and stuff.

Keep your chin up. Eventually, you will meet someone who cares about your opinion. I'm so sorry I'm not her.

Congratulations, " I tell her with a slight bow. "I hope you and your power trip will be very happy together. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go.

No! I need to go home, " I say, but then the realization comes: My mother was my home. My mother is dead.

She really wants to be my friend, I realize, and suddenly I feel very sorry for her. She doesn't know what a terrible thing it is she's asking for.

When life expectancy hit 95 years of age, married people around the world shouted, "Enough!" And just like that, the institution of marriage was reinvented.

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.

The best questions to ask a killer or ask yourself after an event done by a killer is...Why he did it...How he was trapped in this...Did somebody put him there.......

The Nightmare Before Christmas is my number one biggest influence artistically in every way.

Life is like a tennis game. You can't win without serving.

I might lie a lot but never in my lyrics.

Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.

A library is a place where you can live a thousand lives. So why are you waiting when you could be living? Visit your library today.

I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.

If you do extreme exercise to lose weight, you'll usually soon stop because you get injured or because it's simply too rigorous to do for a lifetime.