I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

If you're wearing a pair of shoes that's a little flashy, then it's important not to be flashy up top and vice versa.

Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change.

Television is a service, but it's also a business.

Mr. [Donald] Trump has every right to say that didn't happen.

Television can be a very fickle place

The Fox News anchors are lovely. They have an incredible combination of brains and beauty. And I think that's one of the reasons people love watching them and listening to them.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

Reagan Republicans do not criticize the other Republicans.

I think you can look at a woman's legs while she delivers the news and still take her seriously.

Elias and Laia are each other’s countermelodies. I am just a dissonant note.

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on stupidity. More specifically, I think, on innumeracy.

Truth is not far away. It is nearer than near. There is no need to attain it, since not one of your steps leads away from it.

I'm always looking for something very different from anything I've done. I'm attracted to a great script, and not necessarily a great character.

I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed.

And lot of Asian audiences and reporters don't like me to act as a bad guy. But I think I want to become an actor, I want to try different way.

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

Listening stops with the ears, the mind stops with recognition, but spirit is empty and waits on all things.