I have to tell you, our infrastructure, folks, is a mess. America is like a third-world country.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

A student will find that he is more affected by one book which he has truly mastered than by 20 books which he has merely skimmed.

I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square.

How come the Muggles don’t hear the bus?” said Harry. “Them!” said Stan contemptuously. “Don’ listen properly, do they? Don’ look properly either. Never notice nuffink, they don’.

I had two children. I had a nanny to manage my kids.

I think the players win the championship, and the organization has something to do with it, don't get me wrong. But don't try to put the organization above the players.

I am totally unapologetic about pop music.

The only thing I wish I could figure out is how I got misunderstood regarding the type of person I really am and what I accomplished.

Your earthly lover can be charming and coquettish but never very faithful. The true lover is the one who on your final day opens a thousand doors.

One of the problems with defending free speech is you often have to defend people that you find to be outrageous and unpleasant and disgusting.

Beyond the limits of a vulgar fate, Beneath the good how far,-but far above the great.