I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

In the beginning, I only wanted to know, love, and serve God and understand the Bible. What harm could that possibly bring?

I’m going to kiss you, and we’re going to see just how moved on you are.

Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.

Gaining heaven, being delivered from sin, and being made useful to God are things that should never even be a consideration in real surrender.

I like the idea of someone else’s love safely sealed in a song or a book.

Blood and tears are going to be our lot, whether we like them or not. Our blood and tears will flow; maybe the parched soil of India needs them so that the fine flower of freedom may grow again.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

Something's lost, but something's gained, in living everyday.

Jean Todt's system will never succeed, not even with Michael Schumacher.

The human digestive and visual systems did clearly evolve over a very long period.