I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Life is painful and disappointing. It is useless, therefore, to write new realistic novels. We generally know where we stand in relation to reality and don’t care to know any more.

When the things get hard, there is a success near about.

Politicians are masters of the art of deception.

To be champion requires more than simply being a strong player; one has to be a strong human being as well.

You've got to have style, it helps you get out of bed in the morning.

People always say, well, how do you get through show business? How do you swim the waters? And how do you survive and all that? I had a very solid method, and that is team up with ambitious partners.

Push on and faith will catch up with you.

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

Above all, learn to breathe correctly.

Very interested in any technology that can help create a safer and more secure America.