I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

For every dollar we have given to athletics, we have given about 27 to higher education or medical research.

I mean, I think about it, but I don't design my record to get a certain public response.

If you have no wish to bring others to heaven, you are not going there yourself.

The NFL doesn't like mistakes.

The information that follows is taken primarily...from government hearings and reports published from various Senate and House committees.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

As far as ideas about book design: I have plenty. But I also try and let people do their jobs.

I'm happiest when I'm just hanging out with my friends... it really doesn't matter what we do.

I work most days and if you work most days and you get at least a page done a day, then at the end of the year you have 365. So the pages accumulate and then I publish the books.

I should never have played with fire and I did. And I got very burned.