I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life.

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

To reach your Destination, you need a Direction, but you can't get there without Inspiration!

The real satanist is not quite so easily recognized as such

Trust God To Do Things It His Way... Not Your Way.

Loneliness isn’t a lack of people. It is a lack of understanding and acceptance.

The best way of keeping a low profile was to immerse himself in the mundane. Act like them, talk like them. A smile, a joke was all it took - at least during the day. The night was his own.

A good word costs as little as a bad one, and is worth more.

Indie world won't have me, and mainstream world treats me like an alien, but here I am still floating between these two worlds.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

This universe is the wreckage of the infinite on the shores of the finite.