I haven't been on a date in awhile. I went on maybe two dates in my whole life.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

I played against the Brazilians in '82, who were definitely the best team never to have won the World Cup.

Scientists are very much entangled in their culture and this culture is not pristine, untouched by other cultures and practices.

A simple job for simple people.

Boston was a moral and intellectual nursery, always busy applying first principles to trifles.

Anger is frustration at the fact that we are not God, and do not have control over reality.

I'm really working on trying to get that lifestyle aspect of the Emilio Pucci house to be as strong as possible.

We have grown used to money. The handling, the increase of it, is the chief business of life now with most of us.

You’re not the only one who can get possessive. I’m very proprietary about what’s mine.

It's really nice to work with people who understand and really love the artistry of building sets, it's great.

I say money has no value; it's just the way you spend it.