I haven’t entirely adjusted to the whole yum, blood, yum aspect of being a vampire. My body wants it, but my head is still like, Ew, that is BLOOD, time to faint.

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it’s the least I can do after scaring your shirt off.

Sure, I had been accused of murder by my family and was wrapped up in a bizarre investigation, but there were such cute boys involved. Hey, I try to look on the bright side.

You have to understand, the blood we drink every day to stay alive comes out of a jar in the refrigerator. It is the very definition of gross.

I hate telling people this. I never know exactly how my voice is going to sound saying it, and I hate the stricken looks they get on their faces when they don't know what to say back.

Any self-realized being has access to the dynamic genius which nature gives all beings.

When your elders are millennia-old demigods, you’d best take the injunction to respect your elders seriously.

The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise, I barter for curl upon that mart.

Cynics are all moralists, and merciless too.

In particular, I found praying very disturbing, like swimming with bricks tied to your feet. And yet I was drawn to it constantly.

Happiness doesn't come from money and material things, but from the self-expression they can offer you.

You can't write about a horrible restaurant - if it's a Ma & Pa restaurant no one wants to see you kick Ma & Pa in the chops.

Revitalizing General Motors is like teaching an elephant to tap dance. You find the sensitive spot and start poking.

I don't like hiking with convicts carrying machetes.