I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

There's no safety outside of God.

A man making decisions on another man’s life should have already made up his mind about his own.

[A] great novel will allow you to transcend the social, racial and political limitations imposed by the vicissitudes of life and to find a deep fraternity based on empathy.

Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly.

I really like acting but, just now, the more I read a script I find myself thinking I'd like to direct rather than act.

The truth is: We serve a generous God. He delights in giving us opportunities beyond our capabilities. He has promised to equip us, and remain with us through each bend in the road.

Take a picture of this so Isaac can see it when they invent robot eyes.

The future is born, put the past in a casket

Positive attitude accelerates your development as a creative person. Believe in yourself.

When God gives a vision, transact business on that line, no matter what it costs.