I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

Pain too much to handle also comes with exquisite beauty, as common as dirt, as unexpected as grace.

知之者不如好之者，好之者不如樂之者。”“Knowing it does not compare with loving it

It is obvious that the greatest and most important service that is required of our agriculture under existing conditions is an enlarged production of the staple food crops.

Winning isn't worthwhile unless one has something finer and nobler behind it. When I reach the soul of one of my boys with an idea, or ideal, or vision, then I have done my job as a coach.

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Experiment has a stimulus which withers its fear.

At a stage when young people want more than anything to be like everyone else, they find themselves the least alike. Everyone their age is growing and changing, but each at his or her own pace.