I haven't had a stationary home since going with the circus, but since my parents lived in Lafayette about 25 years ago and my sister lives here now, I always claim it as home.

Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.

I wore your promise on my finger for one yearI'll wear your name on my heart til I dieBecause you were my boy, you were my only boy forever.

Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.

It is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.

If we really love and cherish Taiwan, we should hold our hands in unity to protect our country and our democratic values with the most humble and tolerant hearts.

I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.

My epiglottis is full of bees!

It's ninety-six degrees in the shade... Before I catch blood on my blade.

To ignore the Mussalman grievance as if it was not felt is to postpone Swaraj.

My original name is Jae-Sang Park, so it's totally different.

I've yet to read a love story that compares with mine.