I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.

If you're a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not for long.

You run the football for toughness. You run the ball to tell your opponent that you're as tough as they are. But you throw the ball to ring the bell.

He can be a great player in this league if he learns how to say two words: "I'm full."

Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.

One faction of one party, in one house of Congress, in one branch of government, doesn't get to shut down the entire government just to refight the results of an election.

Every one is witty for his owne purpose.

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

The earth we inhabit is an error, an incompetent parody. Mirrors and paternity are abominable because they multiply and affirm it.

There is no need of spurs when the horse is running away.

You've seen how actors make movies like Star Wars and stuff. They're never really there. They're in front of a green screen just pretending to be jumping around.

The architecture of change involves the design and construction of new patterns, or the reconceptualization of old ones, to make new, and hopefully more productive, actions possible.

I love acting, and that's my passion. So I would love to do more movies and some serious things

You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It's not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.