I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Be optimistic like a flower. A flower never loses her optimism, and will bloom with all of her beauty despite tremendous adversity.

Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.

We want to encourage a world of creators, of inventors, of contributors. Because this world that we live in, this interactive world, is ours.

A good leader needs to know how to follow.

I rewrite my books until they're mostly memorized so that's a lot of rewrites, a lot of time spent with my stories.

Search for the secret stairs of the wise men; when you find them, lose no time to start ascending!

We tolerate without rebuke the vices with which we have grown familiar.

Uncle Scrooge preferred to let the poor die "and decrease the surplus population." Scrooge may not have had God on his side, but his arithmetic was impeccable.

I like books that are exciting and that make you think about things, as well. I like things that have a twist - like 'Atonement,' which I haven't read obviously, as I'm a bit young.

I could never understand how someone would embark on their life without having first confronted and clarified the truly fundamental questions.