I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

I am lover of words... I am wickedly drunk with the magic of words... the poetic nature whispers through and to my very heart and soul.

May God’s grace awaken the heart of writing in my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita.

I feel like I know South Africans. I feel like I know our culture.

If you're familiar with a principle you don't have to be familiar with all of its applications.

You may suppress natural propensities by force, but they will be certain to re-appear.

Why, a spirit is such a little, little thing, that I have heard man, who was a great scholar, say that he'll dance ye a hornpipe upon the point of a needle.

A woman of honor should never suspect another of things she would not do herself.

You can’t stand in gratitude if you’re stuck in victimhood.

The Earth with its scarred face is the symbol of the Past; the Air and Heaven, of Futurity.

There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong.