I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

The world sits quiet, as if sighing and taking a long inhale after what seemed like forever with mankind and the noise pollution.

Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I think there's two kinds of love. One kind of love burns so hot that it burns out before you get a chance to enjoy it. The other love is one that lifts you and makes you better than you were before.

They don't know those places in me. Only he does. Only he has seen the darkness inside of me and turns into love and light.

Pains of love be sweeter far than all other pleasures are.

There are bad types and good types, and the whole science and art of typography begins after the first category has been set aside.

Theater is such a small community that every brilliant piece of theater raises us all up.

Extreme distress, which unites the virtue of a free people, imbitters the factions of a declining monarchy.

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determine the end.

I need about three seats lengthwise to sleep on a plane. It's not easy for me to curl up.

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

My parents were in 'Brigadoon' on Broadway when I was a couple of years old.

I'm not posh, not in the slightest. My parents spent some money on my education, but I wasn't born to the purple.

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.