I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super Social Media site - YouTwitFace.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Now Darkstripe, ' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.

Formal business situations are likely to be the least revealing because these are the times when all of us are most likely to have our ‘game faces' on.

RUTH: If you take the glass…I’ll take you.

Happiness is a state of bliss.

Art ought never to be considered except in its relations with its ideal beauty.

And one of the frustrating parts, but it's an inherent part of our democracy, is we have separation of powers.

When I finally learned to let go of having to totally control everything around me and let my life unfold, I was stunned by the results. How could I have ever thought I could outsmart the Universe?

But I found that the longer you teach, the more you feel like a total stranger to yourself

Stupidity always accompanies evil. Or evil, stupidity.

The only way to save our dreams is by being generous with ourselves.