I hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

There are two ways to find a lost city. The first is to rely on luck alone, the second is to control all the information.

You cannot have a society of angels except in heaven

Team spirit spurs me on. I've always found it easier to be strong for other people than for myself.

I think that some people from other regions expect us to be like that so I think they overcompensate for that sometimes and they're victims to their own insecurity.

My mistakes have been some of the best teachers of my life.

Art curates compassion. Art to me breaks down walls and allows us to step into somebody else's shoes.

Next time you're about to judge someone, attempt to understand them instead.

No love can be bound by oath or covenant to secure it against a higher love.

[Donald] Trump not taking [hillary] Clinton probe off the table.