I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING

Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper

Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious.

But, then, the truest perceptions of life, for me at least, have always proved to be the most elusive and the most shortlived

Writing is hard work and bad for the health.

Lampard picks his head up and knocks it out to the wing.

The myths and legends about Faerie are many and diverse, and often contradictory. Only one thing is certain - that nothing is certain. All things are possible in the land of Faerie.

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.

In case you never noticed, the path you never chose has chosen you.

Fear, she's the mother of violence.

Cupid "the little greatest enemy."

I've never turned over a fig leaf yet that didn't have a price tag on the other side.

But I say to Apple with all due respect, we don’t ask you for free iPhones. Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.