I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

What can you give God but bhakti bhava? He owns it all anyway.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul

The library in 2020 will be ruled by geeks. In my happy vision for the future, libraries are ruled by benign geek librarian overlords and the world is full of awesome.

Being a politician makes your hair turn white.

The US must carry out some act somewhere in the world which shows its determination to continue to be a world power.

Criticism is always easier than constructive solutions.

This is my most important role. If I fail at this, I fail at everything.

Prayer is a strong wall and fortress of the church; it is a goodly Christian weapon.

Before we can pray for God's blessing, we should ask ourselves if our disobedience could hinder his blessing.

I hit every day. I love to hit.