I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

His strength kept me moving forward, and it was also tearing me apart.

All is well, tho' faith and form Be sunder'd in the night of fear.

The universe is not made up of atoms; it’s made up of tiny stories.

On the morrow the horizon was covered with clouds- a thick and impenetrable curtain between earth and sky, which unhappily extended as far as the Rocky Mountains. It was a fatality!

The strong is not the one who can put on the blades at a glance, and the one who is able to raise a smile from his knees!

Foucault was the one person I met in France that I could talk to. He was a mensch. You know whether you agree with him or not because you know what he is saying.

The art world, of all worlds, has room for everyone.

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.

I'm much more comfortable in pants and shirts, running around. There was a typical construction about womanhood when I was growing up that I rejected.

The tallest Trees are most in the Power of the Winds, and Ambitious Men of the Blasts of Fortune.