I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.

Hardship bred a bitter, quickfire humour and resilience to all but the most terminal of life's tragedies.

Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.

I have a wonderful joy in a wonderful way and my wonderful joy has come to stay.

One way leads to acquisition, the other leads to nirvana. Realising this a monk should take no pleasure in the respect of others, but should devote himself to solitude.

In the sallies of badinage a polite fool shines; but in gravity he is as awkward as an elephant disporting.

When the whole world turns clown, and paints itself red with its own hearts blood instead of vermilion, it is something else than comic.

The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.

Reflecting back on my childhood, I know it wasn't functional. I was very unconditionally loved and accepted, I felt, by my father.

Languages are jealous sovereigns, and passports are rarely allowed for travellers to cross their strictly guarded borders.

Sometimes it's worth getting lost to see who will come looking for us.