I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

You are rich if your heart is filled with an abundance of love.

getting angry and harbouring bitterness doesn’t help anybody, least of all the angry bitter person.

Any inhibition must be wrong, since inevitably in the end it causes neurosis and insanity.

I've been here a long time working for women. These are long years and this is an unusual legislator.

The idea is that if we can put our own people through something almost as bad as what they might have to go through if they were taken captive, they will inoculate themselves.

My horizons are also broadened by working with so many people around Europe. They taught me what I never would have learned just staying in my own country.

You alone are responsible

While I believe in the power of positive thought, I do not believe that you or I can simply psyche ourselves into success or peace of mind.

Ponder and deliberate before you make your move. He will conquer who has learned the artifice of deviation. Such is the art of maneuvering.

I heard one time that the Superman glyph is the second or third most recognizable symbol on Earth after the Christian cross.