I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Take back your power! I wish you the wisdom to realize that the problem isn’t that they keep lying to you

He tries to hand the water back, but I refuse. Jeremy's will is always stronger than anybody else's, though, and when he says he'll only drink more if I do first, I cave and drink

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can; and common sufferings are far stronger links than common joys.

When knowledge becomes rigid, it stops living.

...the moment of passage from disturbance into harmony is that of intensest life.

At the end of the day it's just food, isn't it? Just food.

try to enjoy myself when I can - I'll be miserable enough as it is.

The weird thing about acting is you're the most competent when you're at your best, but you have to be validated. It's a weird kind of vicious circle.

The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race.