I hold to nothing but envisioning international peace and utopia. We all have many more things in common than not.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.

Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.

I think I'm a very religious person. I think I believe in God as much as any man does. I don't only believe in God, I know there's God.

To me, life without soccer would be like living a mindless and empty life.

Stay at the center and let all things take their course.

What's done we partly may compute, But know not what's resisted.

For a war correspondent to miss an invasion is like refusing a date with Lana Turner.

Suffering is the main condition of the artistic experience.

Let us keep courage and try to be patient and gentle. And let us not mind being eccentric, and make distinction between good and evil.