I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Respect other people's feelings. It might mean nothing to you, but it could mean everything to them.

Someone dehumanises you by violating your child and every human thought you had for them is broken, undermined, then gone.

Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.

It's the story that counts.

I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could attest.

I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

Once she was out of the car and gone, my world was suddenly hollow and meaningless.

I think my worst problem is actually living in the moment and understanding everything that's going on. I feel like I'm in my own bubble.

The world will teach our children if we do not, and children are capable of learning all the world will teach them at a very young age.

Our culture's obsession with vintage objects has rendered us unable to separate history from nostalgia. People want heart. They want a chaser of emotion with their aesthetics.