I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

I start with a tingle, a kind of feeling of the story I will write. Then come the characters, and they take over, they make the story.

Life is loves shrine.

Create lightning bolt ideas during brainstorms by causing disturbances in your atmosphere.

I've had some wonderful times at the White House. I've been with Ford, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Bush.

In my opinion, the best setup guys now have a tougher job than the closers. They pitch more innings, inherit more runners.

The imagination can be happy in places where the whole man is not.

For a while, I was only being sent fat-girl parts. Seriously? Sometimes I feel like I'm making some kind of radical statement because I'm a size 6.

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.

Somewhere down the line everyone must pay for their misdeeds.

He offered to stop the tide for me once. He offered to build me a palace at the bottom of the sea.