I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.

How could we have found, who we really are, without education?

FACING LIFE’S TRIALS, CHALLENGES AND DIFFICULTIES, IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH LIFE.

If your circle doesn't challenge you to grow beyond your comfort zone, then you are definitely in the wrong circle.

Never hurt people who love you a lot because they won't hurt you back. but they will probaly have no choice but to leave you forever

I am delighted with the strong vote I have received. My message of positive leadership, patriotism and commitment clearly was resonating with tens of thousands of ordinary Irish people.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

Christ was Begotten by an immortal Father in the same way that mortal men are begotten by mortal fathers.

The parts for women, you're either like the quietly suffering wife or the wild girl.

We need more science in the world. Train me.

Innovations that drive lasting economic growth emerge from the most advanced science, mathematics and technology.