I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn't like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

You can never turn your back on the ocean.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

God created sages because He wanted to leave the light on in the universe.

A priori Logical propositions are such as can be known a priori without study of the actual world.

It is our relation to circumstances that determines their influence upon us.

It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

In order for me to achieve... I had to regard myself greater than what I was. In other words I had to fake it until I make it.

I look at you and you look at me and deep in our hearts know it That you weren't much of a muse, but then I weren't much of a poet

Only trust in God can transform doubts into certainty, evil into good, night into radiant dawn.

So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that’s probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.

Easy for them to keep their youth who will never learn a lesson.

Much energy is wasted in trying to charm others. And in wanting to charm - I tell you, the opposite happens