I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

When you stop comparing yourself with others, you begin respecting your own uniqueness.

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.

How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.

There may be a recession in stock prices, but not anything in the nature of a crash.

What you think is a setback, is really a set-up for a greater comeback!

Beauty is nothing else but a just accord and mutual harmony of the members, animated by a healthful constitution.

And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.

I want every day to be life for the living, not just traipsing through it existing. I'm just interested in life and the world and exploring.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.