I hope I never love someone so much that they could hurt me the way Langston was hurt.

When in doubt, ingest carbs.

I wanted to talk to someone. But who? It’s moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems smallest.

I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.

It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close.

I want to believe there is a somebody out there for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody.

The reward is in the risk.

The handwriting was a girl’s. I mean, you can tell. That enchanted cursive.

Wherever I went, I was on the wrong end of the stampede.

Dumped doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're going to use a trash metaphor, incinerated is more like it.

One of the failures of cellular communication is that tiredness often comes across as sadness.

He does not believe that does not live according to his belief.

Beautify your breath - beautify your life.

Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to take his clothes off.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

The question before the advanced nations is not whether they can afford to help the developing nations, but whether they can afford not to do so.

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.

I know I have a fairly strong feminine side. I find myself really distanced from male behavior.

People tried to make me something that I wasn't at the beginning of my career.

Yeah, I'm from Jersey; it's almost like I was automatically born a Nets fan.

I think the greatest reward I have is getting up and going to work each day. I love what I do.