I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

The studios don't finance anymore, they get outside funds.

And I always heard people in New York never get to know their neighbors.

An individual deficient in the sense of humor represents more of a challenge to our idea of the human than a person of subnormal intelligence

Napster is essentially using the music to make money for themselves and that's the part that's both morally and legally wrong. That I think is more relevant than whether or not I'm losing money.

I love what I do and I dont want to stop - This is all Ive ever wanted.

When I walk outside, people have something to say about it.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Making good wine is a skill; making fine wine is an art.

Politicizing of kids starts with pregnancy, of course. You shouldn't be drinking wine. You can't be smoking, either. The poor woman is poked and prodded and touched and obsessed over.