I hope this match never ends. When the match ends, the memories begin.

I'm not comfortable being photographed, though I accept it is part of the job.

When Cristiano Ronaldo gets the ball, you can just leave him to it while he beats player after player.

Every footballer wants to play forever. And if you are going to keep on playing - to enjoy it to the full - you want to win games, and as a result, trophies.

As a footballer I can't imagine life without the use of one of my legs... Sadly this is exactly what happens to thousands of children every year when they accidentally step on a landmine.

I have played with some great players during my time at United but I would have to put Paul Scholes down as the best.

As players, you just play for the club. I love Man United, I'm going to play for Man United, and that's what my focus is on.

You get yourself prepared for a big game, you get yourself up for it. Then afterwards you don't sleep or eat properly.

There's never been completion in my football career because I've always been striving for that next thing.

If I feel I'm not influencing games, not scoring goals or making goals, then that's the time I'd pack it in.

Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more?

'Your brain doesn't process language quite like other people. Why that is, I have no idea.' 'I have a superior brain?' 'Uh, ' Eliot said, 'I wouldn't go that far.'

A few people of integrity can go a long way.

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity. I hope that someday, our humanity might yet surpass our technology.

Right is right though all condemn, and wrong is wrong though all approve.

Bravery comes when you commit to doing the work.

The tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free.

Numbers are intellectual witnesses that belong only to mankind.

Yeah, there's some unlikely beasts in the world, and it's best to stay near the ones that you've bought drinks for.

Most of my work is comedy; it's meant to inspire empathy in people and help them find joy.